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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:27

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Then came..
No go.
No way
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Who is someone that inspires you?
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Will ChatGPT make Quora obsolete?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
How does the brain decide "what" thought to attach to a feeling?